I, finally, have a session to invest my time on writing about Naruto.

No, I'm not complaining. I thank y'all so that I can excuse myself from joining my friend's party, lol. I don't wanna go anyway. MAKING THIS THREAD INSTEAAAAAD!

Spoiler is everywhere. I of course will give [SPOILER ALERT] warning when something that I consider as spoiler appeared.

please answer the questions with me in the comment section!

Q: make short lesson about Naruto!

Well, narutoverse is so big... I don't think I can make a proper one, but I'll try. Note that maybe, explanation below is so so so biased, lol. I'll also try to not to give a lot of spoilers because I know a lot of you guys don't like it! [I mean, who does?]  But y'all have to make sure to watch Naruto.

First of all, the god of all shinobi in the narutoverse. Naruto won't exist without him, obviously, he's the creator of Naruto! He draw each chapter manually, so please give him a lot of love and support.

Then, the main character, Naruto Uzumaki! He has yellow spiky hair, Konoha head protector on his forehead, a pair of whiskers on his cheek, and an orange suit. Who doesn't know him tho useless introduction of Naruto... but just in case? It seems like pretty much everyone hated him for being alive, lol. He loves ramen and Sasuke the most in this world.

The entire Naruto & Naruto Shippuden series are divided into two: Filler & Canon episodes. Canon is the main story that moves forward, while Filler is flashbacks, and good memories, and ... etc. yea. pretty much it. 

In Narutoverse, villages are divided into "Five Great Nation": the Land of Earth [Iwagakure] in the northwest, the Land of Wind [Tsunagakure] in the southwest, the Land of Fire [Konohagakure] in the centre, the Land of Water [Kirigakure] in the East, and the Land of Lightning [Kumogakure] in the northeast. 



This villages are led by a famous person that is considered as the strongest among the village which is known as Kage. 

Iwagakure's current third Tsuchikage is Onoki.

Tsunagakure's current fourth Kazekage is Gaara.

Konohagakure's current fifth Hokage is Tsunade Senju.

Kirigakure's current fifth Mizukage is Mei Terumi.

Kumogakure's fourth Raikage is A.

Naruto series has a total of 220 episodes followed by Naruto Shippuden that took place 3 years after episode 220. It has 395 episodes by today 15^th January, and still counting. 

I guess that's all? Please ask me straight if you want to know deeper, I'll give you a satisfying answer.

Q: favourite scene? 

1. Naruto vs Pain

Naruto's entrance to the battle is just- I can't even describe with words;;; 

[SPOILER ALERT]

then because Naruto used his sage mode and HEESSSSSS DAAAAAAMN COOOLLL UGH when he blocked Asura Path as he was about to attack Tsunade ... I TEARED UP, YO. I can feel that he's gonna be the hero. I JUST SUDDENLY CRIED. He's damn cool right there.

every second of the fight was so badass and intense. THEN NARUHINA FEELS... Hinata can finally die in peace – I MEAN she FINALLY confess her love to Naruto. Cried again.

[END OF SPOILER]

The only thing I hate is when Naruto uses his talk no jutsu against Nagato, lol. That shit lasted like 6 episodes only for Nagato, Konan, Yahiko, and Jiraiya's flashback. I mean I like it, but as the episodes run I wanted to go back to the actual scene ya know?

2. Episode 249-250

This got to be the saddest Naruto's episode as for me (beside Itachi's dead and Jiraiya's death and Gaara's temporary death... fuck there's a lot.) I cried on the whole episode and I believe I will cry if I ever watch it again.

I, WE, FINALLY SEE NARUTO'S PARENTS ROLE IN HIS LIFE. IN THE MOST NEEDED MOMENT. Not gonna spoil everything... so you better watch to know what moment I'm referring to.

keep in mind that I could make a whole presentation solely about my favourite scenes from the entire series of Naruto & Naruto Shippuden. For you guys who submit this emotional question, thank you.

Q: naruhina or sasusaku?

Naruhina.

and sasunaru. Yes. THIS SHIP IS SAILING AS FAST AS NARUHINA'S SHIP Y'ALL, no joking. 

Don't you guys realized the whole Naruto Shippuden series (and half to end Naruto Series) is about Naruto's effort in bringing Sasuke back to Konoha?

Your arguments are invalid against this ship.

Q: Jutsu you want to master and Kekkei Genkai you want to have?

Talking about jutsu, I want to perform every type of Katon because the hand sign is soooooo cool EVEN THO I can't do hand sign LOL WHATEVER I can't choose only one jutsu, hehehe.

And of course I want to possess the Sharingan because of power... duh???


Q: bias?

This is torture. Even if there are only 5 members in TVXQ I'm having a hard time still finding a bias – AND NOW OUT OF ALL NARUTO CHARACTERS?

I do have some eyes on some, HEHEHEHEHEHE. There's actually a pretty scary 'coincidence' in every characters I like so well, try to guess what it is.



Gaara, the circle around his eyes are intense, lol. I like how his color theme is red and the fact that I like red. The End.



Minato, first of all he's handsome. He's genius. He's actually as simple as cool... and I like loyal man. [what else can i say?] AND HE'S INDEED THE PERFECT EXAMPLE of being loyal. Do not argue with me.



Kakashi, he's mysterious. I hope I don't die before I can see what actually under his mask... Oh, don't forget his silver hair TT_TT Kakashi's backstory is among the saddest one, but you don't see him becoming a twisted maniac, I guess that's what I love the most about Kakashi. 



Neji, how do I put it? I think I was beginning to like Neji from chunin exam [there's a lot going on at chunin exam and I like every single of it] and his long hair is just, beautiful (?) someone please tell me another vocab that match (?) I don't think that beautiful is the one lol.



Itachi, IS THERE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LOVE ITACHI THO? I admit, I hated him at first because how can I not... [SPOILER ALERT] he slaughtered the entire Uchiha leaving only Sasuke, then I hated him even more because he put Sasuke under tsukuyomi and forced Sasuke to watch how his parents died 500 times...

BUT, BUT, after understanding everything he did and THE FACT THAT HE LOVES SASUKE LIKE HELL melted my heart. I can't even hate him now. don't. touch. me.
[END OF SPOILER]

One could be a prodigy/born talented like Minato and Kakashi, or a hardworker like Rock Lee and Naruto - Itachi is both. That's why he's strong yet humble, he knows how it feels.

[and here comes no. 1]





Q: what clan do you want to be?

U Z U M A K I. or an Uchiha and then marry an Uzumaki because the Uzumaki clan is well known to be strong and have excessive amount of chakra.

[SPOILER ALERT] 
Even Kushina didn't die when Kyuubi was extracted from her, WHEN IN FACT a jinchuuriki that has their tailed beast removed should have die. Having the Uzumaki blood within him helped Naruto to control the Kyuubi he has.
[END OF SPOILER]

And then, the Uzumaki clan is also well known for their fuinjutsu (sealing jutsu) WHICH IS PRETTY BADASS. There are actually a lot of reasons and examples of why I really really want to be an Uzumaki but let's keep it short right here.


Q: on what episode are you now?

395. I'm on the latest episode because I'm, pretty fast? hehehe. [I watched episode 395 just now before started typing]


Q: favorite opening & ending?

[I want to divide it into two because there are just too many ost(s) that I like.]



Naruto Series: OP 2 '遥か彼方 / Haruka Kanata / Far Away' by Asian Kung-Fu Generation. Like, it is actually the coolest Naruto opening, It brought back all chunin exam's memories where I fall in love with Naruto.



and for the ending, also ED 2 hehe. 'Harmonia' by Rythem. Relaxing af!



Shippuden Series: OP 9,  'Lovers' by 7!! (re: seven oops) do you guys believe I literally cry watching & listening to this. I don't understand why;;;;

Also check OP 8! 'Diver' by Nico Touches the Wall. the lyrics, you guys..... 



Ending 8, 'BACCIKOI / Bring It On!' by DEV PARADE. This ending is funny y'all, and the song is also an up-beat because I'm so done with a ballad one, FEELS, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? ;;;;

reminder, this is 'at the moment' favorite. Naruto hasn't end yet so does its OST so when they change it I might fall in love all over again, sigh. 


Q: who do you want to be in the narutoverse?

I was thinking about being the villain would be cool – because I'm originally evil, and like playing god would be badass, lol.

But I'll stick with my childhood choice - I want to be Hinata. Who doesn't want to be a Hyuga princess? fight me. I see why'd people say that Hinata is weak, I mean neither her family nor friends approved of her worth, but the way she still fights for everything? to be honest, what a role model.

She's also a nice and genuine person. I understand how it must've feel like to like someone but all you can do was to just watch that someone from afar.... ouch.

THEN MARRYING NARUTO? THE STRONGEST PERSON ON EARTH (IN NARUTOVERSE)? Yo. y'all can back off. I'd kill so I can go through thick and thin with the people I love most. Neji will be a good uncle for their kids (rip).


Q: where do you watch Naruto?

From TV! Used to, tho. Our local channel keeps on repeating the same episode again and again and doesn't move forward so now, I watch from a website online called theanimeplace which literally has every anime not only Naruto.